Every superhero movie ever – including Hellboy 2, Iron Man, Superman 2, and the fantastic-looking Watchmen film coming soon to a theater near you – can suck Heath Ledgers dead cock. Screw giving the man an oscar, that would be way too nice a thing to give this performance. I want parents groups speaking out against it. I want copycats.

Seriously, it’s like A Clockwork Orange, but with less rape and more rocket propelled grenades.

I’m seeing it again.