Every superhero movie ever – including Hellboy 2, Iron Man, Superman 2, and the fantastic-looking Watchmen film coming soon to a theater near you – can suck Heath Ledgers dead cock. Screw giving the man an oscar, that would be way too nice a thing to give this performance. I want parents groups speaking out against it. I want copycats.
Seriously, it’s like A Clockwork Orange, but with less rape and more rocket propelled grenades.
I’m seeing it again.



8 comments
07/18/2008 at 7:10 pm
3.0kafka
Him coming out of that hospital was just
fucking perfect.
07/18/2008 at 7:28 pm
Mark Kardwell
I thought the first one was boring, but maybe I’ll give this ‘un a chance.
07/18/2008 at 7:46 pm
Ashley Aguirre
I havent seen it yet, but it’s generating a whole lotta buzz round the water cooler at work. Everyone looks pale and exhausted, mainly because everyone I work with saw it except for me. I have to wait til tonight to go see it. Gay!
two other things:
1) That scene in the Royal Tenenbaums always makes me tear up. Its such a simple yet poignant moment.
2) Comic con is in 6 days. Eeeeep. I’m so excited!
07/18/2008 at 9:16 pm
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07/19/2008 at 12:48 am
James Whatley
Dunno who you are, dunno what your blog is about…
I love this post – you are now in my RSS.
Rock.
07/19/2008 at 2:23 am
sean witzke
kafka – That outfit? How could you not fall in love?
mark – It fulfilled all my how-much-shit-got-wrecked standards.
ashley – Its kind of a perfect moment, isn’t it? Schwartzman announcing always kill me. Are you going to the Morrison/Way panel at SDCC?
James – thank you sir.
07/21/2008 at 10:46 pm
pillock
Just saw it!
07/24/2008 at 9:23 am
James Whatley
Thank Sizemore for sharing… :)