I dunno, how about a magic trick?

Every superhero movie ever – including Hellboy 2, Iron Man, Superman 2, and the fantastic-looking Watchmen film coming soon to a theater near you – can suck Heath Ledgers dead cock. Screw giving the man an oscar, that would be way too nice a thing to give this performance. I want parents groups speaking out against it. I want copycats.

Seriously, it’s like A Clockwork Orange, but with less rape and more rocket propelled grenades.

I’m seeing it again.

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8 Responses to I dunno, how about a magic trick?

  1. 3.0kafka says:

    Him coming out of that hospital was just
    fucking perfect.

  2. I thought the first one was boring, but maybe I’ll give this ‘un a chance.

  3. I havent seen it yet, but it’s generating a whole lotta buzz round the water cooler at work. Everyone looks pale and exhausted, mainly because everyone I work with saw it except for me. I have to wait til tonight to go see it. Gay!

    two other things:

    1) That scene in the Royal Tenenbaums always makes me tear up. Its such a simple yet poignant moment.

    2) Comic con is in 6 days. Eeeeep. I’m so excited!

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  5. Dunno who you are, dunno what your blog is about…

    I love this post – you are now in my RSS.

    Rock.

  6. sean witzke says:

    kafka – That outfit? How could you not fall in love?

    mark – It fulfilled all my how-much-shit-got-wrecked standards.

    ashley – Its kind of a perfect moment, isn’t it? Schwartzman announcing always kill me. Are you going to the Morrison/Way panel at SDCC?

    James – thank you sir.

  7. pillock says:

    Just saw it!

  8. Thank Sizemore for sharing… :)

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