Emma Peel Sessions 36 – fake film festival

David Wolkin, I blame you. (Please ignore the fact that this would be the longest film festival ever).

This is one of the nerdiest things I’ve ever done, but we all think about stuff like this, I’m just dorky enough to type it out.

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Monday – MIND OF A KILLER
For a Few Dollars More directed by Sergio Leone
High and Low directed by Akira Kurosawa

Tuesday – IDIOTS
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy directed by Adam McKay
The Fortune Cookie directed by Billy Wilder

Wednesday – TORTURE PORN
Devil’s Rejects directed by Rob Zombie
Ichi The Killer directed by Takashi Miike

Thursday – SCORSESE
After Hours directed by Martin Scorsese
Last Temptation of Christ directed by Martin Scorsese

Friday – BLOOD ON THE WALLS
Evil Dead 2 directed by Sam Raimi
Tokyo Drifter directed by Seijun Suzuki

Saturday – MASTERPIECE THEATER
A Clockwork Orange directed by Stanley Kubrick
There Will Be Blood directed by Paul Thomas Anderson

Sunday – EPICS
King of New York directed by Abel Ferrara
Seven Samurai directed by Akira Kurosawa

Monday – ZEN PULP
Collateral directed by Michael Mann
Limits of Control directed by Jim Jarmusch

Tuesday – GONZO
Crank 2 directed by Neveldine/Taylor
Mr. Freedom directed by William Klein

Wednesday – CHASES
Ronin directed by John Frankenheimer
Bullit directed by Peter Yates

Thursday – CITIES
Blade Runner directed by Ridley Scott
La Haine directed by Matthieu Kassovitz

Friday – BASTARDS
The Prestige directed by Chris Nolan
The Driver directed by Walter Hill

Saturday – SCIENCE FICTION
5th Element directed by Luc Besson
Alphaville directed by Jean Luc Godard

Sunday – CON MEN
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels directed by Frank Oz
Royal Tenenbaums directed by Wes Anderson

Monday – LIFE OF THE MIND
The Tenant directed by Roman Polanski
Barton Fink directed by the Coen Bros

Tuesday – COMICS
Castle of Cagliostro directed by Hayao Miyazaki
Barbarella directed by Roger Vadim

Wednesday – GUNFIGHTS AND HOMOEROTICISM
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang directed by Shane Black
Hard Boiled directed by John Woo

Thursday – SCIFI ACTION SATIRE
Robocop directed by Paul Verhoeven
Scanners directed by David Cronenberg

Friday – PHILOSOPHY
O Brother Where Art Thou directed by the Coen Bros
Repo Man directed by Alex Cox

Saturday – GORE
TRIPLE FEATURE
American Werewolf in London directed by John Landis
The Thing directed by John Carpenter
Tenebre directed by Dario Argento

Sunday – MEMORY AND THE MOMENT
TRIPLE FEATURE
The Limey directed by Steven Soderbergh
Point Blank directed by John Boorman
The Conversation directed by Francis Ford Coppola

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