“The Emma Peel Sessions” is a weekly column that I plan on doing throughout 2009, which of course I’m starting late in February. Because January is a wash anyway.

00. Kill it dead; start it up again.
01. Introductions, agrophobia.
02. Who made Watchmen? Who bought this shit?
03. Crisis unknown, canon pointless.
04. On adaptations and why comic book movies aren’t worth the time spent typing.
05. (Addendum to previous) – On the Coen Brothers’ Daredevil.
06. (Addendum to previous) – On Roman Polanski’s V for Vendetta.
07. Fugue state – writing talk, bitching about geek self-ghettoization once again
08. SEAGUY 2:1! I actually reviewed something!
09. The balls out crazy one, not the Peter Berg one. Also I offend the guy who wrote Fight For Tomorrow.
10. Fuck it, cut em up.
11. Seaguy, Mark Mothersbaugh, and Billy Quizboy have a lot in common.
12. The Yorkshire Ripper and gigantic fucking evil robots and Willem Dafoe’s doomed cock.
13.NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA
14. Kamen Rider vs. the world.
15. A GIRLS GUIDE TO COMICON MR. FREEDOM.
16. If someone would write a Wolverine book like this (or better yet Kamen Rider), they’d be one with the fucking universe.
17. “I just wanna destroy everything” – Johnny Rotten
18. Steve Ditko, Repo Man, El Topo, Ghost Dog – a lot closer than you’d expect.
19. Shogun Warrior is a Concept by which We Measure Our Pain
20. SF Albums Part one – Yo, it’s 3030.
21. SF Albums Part two – I want y’all to meet Deltron Zero
22. SF Albums Part three - swallow it all swallow it all swallow it all swallow it all swallow it all swallow it all
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